How Many Swords Can One Person Actually Wield? │ Classic Thread

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How Many Swords Can a Human Actually Wield?

1 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 02:55:35.88 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Let’s start with two.

How should we hold the third sword?
>>5

5 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 02:56:19.03 ID:FEvaqtdj0
Clamp it in the armpit.

7 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 02:57:10.79 ID:ZcTxdmP70
Hey, that’s already a third sword right there!

12 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 02:59:07.72 ID:h0aA5f6h0
We just jumped up by two swords.

Fifth sword:
>>15

14 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 02:59:36.27 ID:cUzD/d3y0
Nose.

15 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 02:59:42.51 ID:fDQR5DkJ0
Low-key, your drawings are good.
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16 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 02:59:49.99 ID:VEs1Nzfs0
Elbow.

18 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 02:59:55.55 ID:2ajh3l8M0
Already looks painful lol

24 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:02:17.75 ID:rmYJeG4I0
His arms must be cramping now wwww

29 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:04:57.54 ID:h0aA5f6h0
We’re racking them up nicely.

Seventh sword:
>>32

32 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:05:54.62 ID:7PSKUHlK0
Between the toes.

38 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:07:31.02 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Clamping every toe is rough.

Ninth sword:
>>41

41 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:08:12.18 ID:B72ZByAA0
All he can do now is charge straight ahead lol

42 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:08:29.56 ID:+LLenhka0
Above the ear.

50 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:10:51.88 ID:h0aA5f6h0

>>42 then

Eleventh sword:
>>54

54：Anonymous VIP 2011/09/10(土) 03:11:13.75 ID:7uPSLIvm0
Twin-tails (tie them in the hair).

60 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:13:12.58 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Looks like horns now.

Thirteenth sword:
>>65

65 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:14:16.42 ID:w7yr1KLo0
Butt.

70 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:16:39.94 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Could he actually fight in this condition…?
He can barely even move.

14th sword
>>76

76 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:17:44.45 ID:Y021vAl/0
Mouth.

79 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:19:37.81 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Rushing just ruins everything.

15th sword
>>83

83 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:20:30.08 ID:+LLenhka0
Clamp it between nose and upper lip.

85 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:23:46.80 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Terrifying.

16th sword
>>90

90 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:24:42.45 ID:oYYaR4xA0
If he squeezes his legs together, he could hold a few more, right?

92 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:26:25.28 ID:Fjufu7f00
At this point he should just strap them to his body www

95 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:29:07.65 ID:h0aA5f6h0
I’m starting to sense divinity.

21st sword
>>100

96 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:29:26.93 ID:N/NvoY5F0
The art is oddly good, lol

98 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:29:51.45 ID:+LLenhka0
Clearly not an ordinary guy.

100 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:30:07.01 ID:rUWwaXSK0
I almost feel something holy, st

101 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:30:09.16 ID:rmYJeG4I0
Why not just stab them into his body!

[kijinai]

107 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:33:18.48 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Looks painful, so I went with just one.

22nd sword
>>111

111 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:34:03.31 ID:NBtBshD60
Eye.

117 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:34:28.38 ID:+LLenhka0
We can still keep going!

120 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:35:52.30 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Now we’re talking Asura-level.

24th sword
>>123

123 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:36:39.86 ID:W1VkKjrh0
Saw something like this at a Kyoto temple—put one under the chin.

127 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:36:58.80 ID:NBtBshD60
What are we even doing anymore?

130 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:38:43.48 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Not a Thousand-armed Kannon, but a Thousand-sword Kannon.

25th sword
>>133

133 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:39:15.09 ID:NBtBshD60
Squat and stick one behind the knee.

135 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:39:20.98 ID:nOwq0s0k0
This is insanely surreal.

138 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:39:40.96 ID:+LLenhka0
Surely something’s going to fall off soon.

146 ：Name: 【17m】Ninpōchō【Lv=40,xxxPT】：2011/09/10(土) 03:44:06.98 ID:f4RQKbrS0
Redrawing all this must be a pain ww

150 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:45:51.42 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Yeah, re-drawing takes quite a while.

26th sword
>>154

154 ：Name: Ninpōchō【Lv=11,xxxPT】：2011/09/10(土) 03:46:19.73 ID:EiHhBKnu0
Dick.

160 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:48:05.96 ID:oYYaR4xA0
I finally got an ankle-grip sword in but
they’re all gone wwwww

162 ：Name: Ninpōchō【Lv=11,xxxPT】：2011/09/10(土) 03:48:55.47 ID:EiHhBKnu0
>>160
When did you start imagining there was a sword between his feet?

161 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:48:50.14 ID:NSybGIPdO
He’s basically worthy of worship now wwwwwww

163 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:49:04.08 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Pokochin-ko

27th sword
>>166

166 ：Name: Ninpōchō【Lv=11,xxxPT】：2011/09/10(土) 03:49:40.32 ID:EiHhBKnu0
Clamp it securely between the balls and scrotum.

172 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:51:14.76 ID:oYYaR4xA0
>>166
I thought women had more slots, but this settles it.

170 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:50:56.52 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Stacking them ever higher~

28th sword
>>173

173 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:51:21.06 ID:rmYJeG4I0
Anal.

174 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:51:56.13 ID:oYYaR4xA0
Second sword in the anus www

175 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:52:14.67 ID:nI1hCvyK0
Time to stretch the limits!

176 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:52:36.97 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Okay, two more for the anus!

30th sword
>>180

180 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:53:01.04 ID:pN2xQDan0
Wedge one between his hard-on and torso.

184 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:53:59.11 ID:W1VkKjrh0
Looks like a brand-new kanji—almost artistic.

189 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:55:12.42 ID:h0aA5f6h0
We’ve broken the 30-sword mark!

31st sword
>>194

194 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:55:57.83 ID:C5wLqj+q0
Let’s levitate like five of them with telekinesis.

203 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:57:16.52 ID:Xg3hszLf0
What on earth is he planning to fight with all this…?

206 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:58:16.86 ID:ZG6cF/xP0
He’s basically a monster ww

209 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:59:01.24 ID:h0aA5f6h0
An eldritch god.

36th sword
>>213

212 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:59:08.21 ID:+bvz9NIu0
Wedge one between the boobs.

215 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:59:28.01 ID:+bvz9NIu0
>>212

216 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 03:59:57.11 ID:rUWwaXSK0
Oddly enough, he’s starting to look tough.

220 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:01:18.51 ID:h0aA5f6h0
At this point he actually looks powerful.

37th sword
>>225

221 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:01:24.68 ID:Ga5B1XQy0
Telekinesis is kind of cheating ww

225 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:01:47.53 ID:oYYaR4xA0
Use the two in his hands like chopsticks to clamp another blade.

234 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:03:26.67 ID:h0aA5f6h0
He’s basically a human sword rack.

39th sword
>>240

240 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:04:23.53 ID:ZzwFcVfr0
Slide one under his belly.

254 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:07:04.56 ID:v2FdahDm0
If he walked around like this at night, cops would question him for sure.

257 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:07:50.57 ID:Xg3hszLf0
>>254
He can’t walk anyway, so no problem.

258 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:07:50.87 ID:byc2N32B0
>>254
How’s he supposed to walk?

260 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:08:21.93 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Fuhihi.

41st sword
>>264

264 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:08:47.64 ID:+LLenhka0
Juggle three of them.

277 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:10:34.57 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Telekinesis juggling!

44th sword
>>282

282 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:11:09.66 ID:oYYaR4xA0
If he’s got telekinesis everything’s fair game, so—plot twist—those “floating” swords are actually hanging by threads from a little umbrella headband.

Now no one can say it’s cheating.

296 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:13:44.45 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Instantly way lamer.

44th sword
>>300

300 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:14:07.82 ID:GNjK/ghW0
Up the nostrils.

306 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:15:03.96 ID:+LLenhka0
Suddenly he just looks dumb.

[kijinai]

307 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:16:08.74 ID:h0aA5f6h0

46th sword
>>315

315 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:17:25.31 ID:2D7lYQ820
Grow his hair long and tie blades into it.

326 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:20:54.92 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Running out of canvas here, my dude.

48th sword
>>333

333 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:22:13.14 ID:XO1ePVt10
Since the tips are hanging, tie more blades to the hilts—should add four.

344 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:26:41.55 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Finally cracked the 50-sword mark!

53rd sword
>>349

349 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:27:48.85 ID:pN2xQDan0
Put glasses on him and wedge a sword between the lens and his eye.

352 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:29:25.52 ID:h0aA5f6h0
He’s starting to look like Kamen Rider.

54th sword
>>362

356 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:31:14.73 ID:aEAOiMK+0
The glasses really pop ww

362 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:33:06.69 ID:UHfGMn180
Perch him, perfectly balanced, on top of every sword.

365 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:34:35.62 ID:XAHTxY2jO
>>362
Why bother balancing now? The dude can levitate them ww

371 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:37:38.64 ID:h0aA5f6h0
I don’t understand any of this anymore.

107th sword
>>380

374 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:39:23.38 ID:DsIUawam0
>>371
Too epic ww st

375 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:39:47.54 ID:DU9KescG0
>>371
Training arc? He already outshines an Asura…

376 ：Name: 忍法帖【Lv=15,xxxPT】：2011/09/10(土) 04:40:16.06 ID:8aE1BIbN0
>>371
That face is intense.

380 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:40:56.67 ID:oYYaR4xA0
Anus.

382 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:40:58.79 ID:Ga5B1XQy0
Tangle four blades in his pubic hair.

383 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:41:51.49 ID:7M1+mRhl0
Third sword for the anus lol

386 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:42:45.48 ID:h0aA5f6h0
This is utter madness.

111th sword
>>394

387 ：Name: 忍法帖【Lv=40,xxxPT】：2011/09/10(土) 04:43:02.35 ID:wd+vslFm0
The expansion continues ww

397 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:45:26.89 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Ah! Sorry—thought it was >>382 but it was >>380.
I’ll redraw.

405 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:48:23.30 ID:h0aA5f6h0
My apologies for the repeated mix-ups.

118th sword
>>410

410 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:49:23.07 ID:M0AxFpV50
Float one more with telekinesis.

412 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:50:17.58 ID:Iqd0/LFy0
Why add just ONE now? lol

415 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:51:15.86 ID:XO1ePVt10
Telekinesis again?

419 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:52:08.86 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Heck, just levitate a hundred of them already.

119th sword
>>426

426 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:53:29.43 ID:ABrSWIxn0
Gently rest one on his thigh.

435 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:55:12.85 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Are we hitting the ceiling here…?

121st sword
>>439

439 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:55:25.64 ID:Ga5B1XQy0
At this point just hold every last one with telekinesis ww

442 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:55:53.98 ID:oYYaR4xA0
>>439
Dude…

444 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:56:00.47 ID:z3s+Rv7v0
Now EVERYTHING is telekinesis www

447 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:56:44.03 ID:a5c70Izm0
You’re gonna be redrawing forever ww

450 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:57:23.26 ID:Xg3hszLf0
So everything up to now was training to unlock TK, huh.

456 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:58:28.30 ID:KFM8ySMci
>>452
Total Goreinu move ww

454 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:58:01.00 ID:z3s+Rv7v0
>>450
Guess mastering TK is serious business…

461 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:58:59.87 ID:v2FdahDm0
Back then he still looked so happy…

462 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 04:59:37.15 ID:Ga5B1XQy0
>>461
That smile’s downright refreshing…

464 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:00:03.06 ID:Xg3hszLf0
>>461
Funny how he really looks strong.

468 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:01:45.44 ID:a5c70Izm0
So all he gained was TK and a slash on the ribs…

472 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:02:17.23 ID:Xg3hszLf0
>>468
Plus a very loose anus.

474 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:02:30.07 ID:u7R2njrT0
>>468
Yeah, the permanently expanded anus.

505 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:13:03.48 ID:gw1K6my+0
At least give him a happy ending.

[kijinai]

517 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:14:54.06 ID:h0aA5f6h0
I’m exhausted
Sorry to keep you waiting

121st sword
>>524

528 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:16:06.76 ID:yzoP5/fd0
>>517
Looks like “Senbonzakura.”

530 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:16:14.48 ID:qx3pWODDO
>>517
So badass!

518 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:15:15.16 ID:Xg3hszLf0
You’re still going? lol

520 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:15:40.25 ID:4/l4RlL+0
I saw something like this in Bleach.

556 ：Name: Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:22:02.29 ID:mdbW/rYn0

566 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:23:41.24 ID:exrhPD5W0
>>556
Exact match.

524 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:15:59.71 ID:M0AxFpV50
Now that I’ve mastered telekinesis, I’m entering the Shaman Fight.

555 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:22:02.11 ID:h0aA5f6h0
What the heck is a Shaman Fight?

Next
>>562

562 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:23:04.26 ID:oYYaR4xA0
I thought it was TK, but it’s actually my dad holding them all!

Mom’s holding them in that exact pose.

568 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:24:13.81 ID:hxI/s7GqO
>>562
F’—n

572 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:26:53.97 ID:h0aA5f6h0
How do we end this?

121st sword
>>583

576 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:28:28.81 ID:NiaLFNLd0
This atmosphere is dangerous lol

583 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:29:19.62 ID:RxNxffVL0
Back to basics: single-sword style.

590 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:32:27.09 ID:KVUOvMBq0
All that effort...

611 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:40:12.60 ID:h0aA5f6h0
Back at square one
Couldn’t draw it well this time.

Second sword
>>615

615 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:41:13.27 ID:oYYaR4xA0
Also hold one in your left hand—two-sword style.

622 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:42:33.43 ID:h0aA5f6h0
There.

Third sword
>>627

627 ：Name: 忍法帖【Lv=40,xxxPT】：2011/09/10(土) 05:43:11.20 ID:Vekpbjoc0
Fight that Asura from earlier.

628 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:43:16.66 ID:E1EjUbde0
We’re back lol

631 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:44:12.44 ID:NiaLFNLd0
Where’s the experiment gone? lol

636 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:46:03.85 ID:a5c70Izm0
He’s really going to fight it…

638 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:47:29.29 ID:Vrc1O1waP
Destined to surpass his parent…

639 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:48:16.83 ID:e4ncNJFCO
He’s facing it head-on…
It can’t move, right? Just attack from behind?

640 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:48:43.28 ID:h0aA5f6h0

Next
>>643

645 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:51:01.26 ID:qx3pWODDO
>>640
That actually looks great lol

601 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:35:40.23 ID:pdTt2N4u0
In Bleach, it’d be like:
The sword and arm fuse via chains.
↓
Weapon and body become one.
↓
“Moonless.”

643 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:50:21.29 ID:pdTt2N4u0
End it at >>601.

650 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:55:49.73 ID:h0aA5f6h0

Conclusion:
A human can handle up to 120-blade style.

That’s it—thanks for sticking around.
Adiós.

653 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:56:26.31 ID:77LZso8A0
>>650
GG
That was hilarious lol

661 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:57:24.84 ID:e4ncNJFCO
>>650
Well done.

660 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:57:16.02 ID:exrhPD5W0
Not really a conclusion lol
GG

662 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 05:58:18.47 ID:ojz+3Y/6O
Another idiot is born.

667 ：Anonymous VIP：2011/09/10(土) 06:01:18.44 ID:sxortzn10
>>1 GG!
You made me laugh.